So good.

It's been a long damn time since I could say that a Stephen King book got me.

This one? Did. You'd do a lot worse than to read this. It's not your standard horror novel. I'd more chalk it up to fantastical fiction? But it was Completely Amazing, and I can see why hardcore King fans were mixed bag about it. If anyone else had written it, I bet the reviews would have been better simply because this is a different class of book.

Well.

Today is the first day of The Diet. I have a new exercise bike, and I'm going to make a serious stab at taking off weight.

It should be liberating.

Instead I feel like this.